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Meet our Chocolate Block Squishy—a plump, oversized chocolate bar designed to look good enough to eat! Infused with a sweet cursive "love" engraving and a charming white cream detail, this squishy brings the perfect blend of realistic bakery charm and soothing stress relief.
✨ Why You’ll Love It
🍫 Charming Love Design: A thick, rectangular chocolate block in a rich, velvety dark brown. The top features an elegant cursive "love" engraving, and the side is accented with a cute white cream detail—adding a touch of sweetness and romance to your collection.
☁️ Ultra Soft Slow-Rise: Crafted from high-quality slow-rising PU foam, it’s ultra-squishy, soft like butter, and bounces back slowly for the most satisfying squeeze session.
🍫 Hyper-Realistic Texture: Boasting a smooth, matte finish that mimics the look of premium chocolate, this squishy looks exactly like a giant candy bar straight from the shop.
🎁 Perfect Gift: Ideal for squishy enthusiasts, chocolate lovers, or anyone seeking a sweet, comforting stress reliever. It’s also a lovely gift for Valentine’s Day or anniversaries!
⚠️ Safety & Care Warning:
Cleaning: DO NOT WASH with water. Water will damage the PU material and destroy the slow-rising effect. To clean, simply wipe gently with a damp cloth or wet wipe.
Inedible: It looks like a tasty treat, but it is a toy. Do not eat.
Choking Hazard: Not suitable for children under 3 years.
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We accept returns within 30 days of delivery for defective items, transit damage (report within 72 hours with photos), or wrong items received. We do not accept returns for change of mind. Email support@protoka.com with your order number and photos to initiate a return.
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Orders are processed within 0–1 business days (Monday–Saturday). Once shipped, standard delivery takes 2–3 business days. Total estimated delivery time is 2–4 business days from the date of purchase. You will receive a tracking number by email once your order ships.
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You can reach us by email at support@protoka.com or by phone at +1 (225) 667-4901, Monday–Saturday, 9:00 AM – 6:00 PM ET. We aim to respond to all inquiries within 1–2 business days.