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Meet our Smiley Fried Egg Squishy—a playful, cartoon-style fried egg with a super cute smiling face, perfect for stress relief and squishy collections! Sold individually, pick your favorite colorway!
Why You’ll Love It:
😄 Adorable Smiley Design: A realistic fried egg shape with a cheerful cartoon face, big googly eyes, rosy cheeks, and a peace sign hand. Choose from 4 vibrant, fun colorways:
Classic Brown: Golden-brown yolk with a red nose
Milk White: White egg white with a purple nose
Strawberry Pink: Soft pink egg white with an orange nose
Lemon Yellow: Bright yellow egg white with a yellow nose
☁️ Super Slow-Rise Texture: Made from high-quality PU foam, it bounces back slowly for the most satisfying squeeze.
🍳 Hyper-Realistic Egg Look: Authentic fried egg texture with a soft, fluffy egg white and a plump, rounded yolk, just like a fresh, sunny-side-up egg!
🎁 Perfect Gift: Ideal for squishy collectors, cartoon lovers, and anyone who loves cute food-themed toys!
⚠️ Safety & Care Warning:
Cleaning: DO NOT WASH with water. Water will damage the PU material and destroy the slow-rising effect. To clean, simply wipe gently with a damp cloth or wet wipe.
Inedible: It looks like a tasty treat, but it is a toy. Do not eat.
Choking Hazard: Not suitable for children under 3 years.
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We accept returns within 30 days of delivery for defective items, transit damage (report within 72 hours with photos), or wrong items received. We do not accept returns for change of mind. Email support@protoka.com with your order number and photos to initiate a return.
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Orders are processed within 0–1 business days (Monday–Saturday). Once shipped, standard delivery takes 2–3 business days. Total estimated delivery time is 2–4 business days from the date of purchase. You will receive a tracking number by email once your order ships.
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You can reach us by email at support@protoka.com or by phone at +1 (225) 667-4901, Monday–Saturday, 9:00 AM – 6:00 PM ET. We aim to respond to all inquiries within 1–2 business days.