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Boiled eggs and raw eggs, gently squish and have fun!
Boiled eggs
Sale price
$6.65
Regular price
$18.99
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Boiled eggs and raw eggs, gently squish and have fun!
Sale price
$6.65
Regular price
$18.99
✨ Why You’ll Love This
🥚 Adorable Expression Design: Classic egg shapes transformed into cute, chubby steamed buns!
Cool Egg: White base with black sunglasses and a smug smile, bringing all the cool vibes.
Moody Egg: Soft cream base with furrowed brows and pink blush cheeks, looking just a little grumpy but super cute.
☁️ Super Soft Slow-Rise Texture: Crafted from high-quality slow-rising PU foam, these eggs are ultra-soft and bounce back slowly for the most satisfying squeeze—perfect for relieving stress and brightening your day!
🥚 Hyper-Realistic Look: Smooth, pillowy bread texture that mimics a fresh hard-boiled egg, making it look good enough to eat (but please don’t—it’s a toy!).
🎁 Perfect Gift: Ideal for students, office workers, gamers, or anyone needing a little pick-me-up during a busy day!
⚠️ Safety & Care Warning:
Cleaning: DO NOT WASH with water. Water will damage the PU material and destroy the slow-rising effect. To clean, simply wipe gently with a damp cloth or wet wipe.
Inedible: It looks like a tasty treat, but it is a toy. Do not eat.
Choking Hazard: Not suitable for children under 3 years.
Frequently asked questions
What is your return policy?
We accept returns within 30 days of delivery for defective items, transit damage (report within 72 hours with photos), or wrong items received. We do not accept returns for change of mind. Email support@protoka.com with your order number and photos to initiate a return.
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, Diners Club, and Shop Pay. All payments are processed securely through Shopify Payments with 256-bit SSL encryption.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are processed within 0–1 business days (Monday–Saturday). Once shipped, standard delivery takes 2–3 business days. Total estimated delivery time is 2–4 business days from the date of purchase. You will receive a tracking number by email once your order ships.
Is my payment information secure?
Absolutely. Our store is powered by Shopify, which uses 256-bit SSL encryption and is Level 1 PCI DSS certified — the highest level of payment security available. We never store your full card details on our servers.
How do I contact you?
You can reach us by email at support@protoka.com or by phone at +1 (225) 667-4901, Monday–Saturday, 9:00 AM – 6:00 PM ET. We aim to respond to all inquiries within 1–2 business days.