Super Butter Stick +Butter New & Improved

Super Butter Stick +Butter New & Improved

Sale price  $14.00 Regular price  $39.99
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Super Butter Stick +Butter New & Improved

Super Butter Stick +Butter New & Improved

Sale price  $14.00 Regular price  $39.99

Headline: Double the Butter, Double the Satisfaction! 🧈

The Hook: Can't decide between the giant satisfaction of the Super Stick or the pocket-sized cuteness of the Mini? Get the best of both worlds! This exclusive 2-Pack Bundle includes one Super Butter Stick and one Mini Butter Stick, giving you the perfect squishy for every situation.

What’s Inside the "Butter Duo":

  • 1x Super Butter Stick (The Desk Giant): Massive, two-handed squeezing action. Perfect for keeping on your desk to crush high-stress moments or as a funny statement piece.

  • 1x Mini Butter New & Improved (The Travel Buddy): Pocket-sized and portable. Ideal for discreet fidgeting during meetings, class, or while commuting.

Why You Need the Bundle:

  • 👨👩👧 Perfect for Sharing: Keep the big one for yourself and gift the mini one to a friend, child, or partner. It’s the cutest "matching set" available!

  • 💸 Better Value: Get more squish for your money by buying the set together.

  • 🔄 Versatile Stress Relief: sometimes you need a little squeeze (Mini), and sometimes you need a giant, aggression-releasing crush (Super). Now you have both options.

  • ☁️ Same Premium Quality: Both sizes feature our signature ultra-slow rising foam, realistic packaging design, and sweet creamy scent.

Product Specifications:

  • Quantity: 2 Items (1 Super + 1 Mini)

  • Material: High-quality PU Memory Foam

  • Sizes:

    • Super: []

    • Mini: []

  • Scent: Mild Creamy Aroma

⚠️ Safety Warning:

  • Inedible: These look incredibly real, but please do not eat them!

  • Choking Hazard: Small parts. Not intended for children under 3 years.

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On all orders within the US

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Carefully selected office products

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Frequently asked questions

What is your return policy?

We accept returns within 30 days of delivery for defective items, transit damage (report within 72 hours with photos), or wrong items received. We do not accept returns for change of mind. Email support@protoka.com with your order number and photos to initiate a return.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, Diners Club, and Shop Pay. All payments are processed securely through Shopify Payments with 256-bit SSL encryption.

How long does shipping take?

Orders are processed within 0–1 business days (Monday–Saturday). Once shipped, standard delivery takes 2–3 business days. Total estimated delivery time is 2–4 business days from the date of purchase. You will receive a tracking number by email once your order ships.

Is my payment information secure?

Absolutely. Our store is powered by Shopify, which uses 256-bit SSL encryption and is Level 1 PCI DSS certified — the highest level of payment security available. We never store your full card details on our servers.

How do I contact you?

You can reach us by email at support@protoka.com or by phone at +1 (225) 667-4901, Monday–Saturday, 9:00 AM – 6:00 PM ET. We aim to respond to all inquiries within 1–2 business days.

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