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With her smart cap, brushed tail, and impeccable sense of timing, Smudge Fox is the most reliable conductor on the Express. The only problem? She finds the gentle rhythm of the carriage irresistibly soothing.
Between stations, she’s often found nodding off mid-announcement, paw resting on the ticket punch. Her passengers don’t mind – in fact, they rather like the calm. (It’s hard to be cross when your conductor is snoring.)
If you happen to catch her snoozing on a shift, it's probably best to pay at the station!
Gorgeously soft and floppy, you just want to pick him up and cuddle him. Really like the beans in his feet - his legs are lovely to stroke.
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