Milk Brick 2.0

Milk Brick 2.0

Sale price  $3.85 Regular price  $10.99
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Milk Brick 2.0

Milk Brick 2.0

Sale price  $3.85 Regular price  $10.99

Headline: The Milk Brick Upgrade: Meet Version 2.0! 🐮🥛

The Hook: Your favorite dairy squishy just got an upgrade! Introducing the  Milk Brick 2.0. With its rich golden-yellow color and adorable new packaging featuring a mommy and baby cow, this squishy is a must-have for any collector. It looks like a block of premium butter or solidified milk, ready to be squished!

Why You Need the "2.0" Version:

  • 🧈 Rich "Butter" Yellow: Unlike the standard white milk bricks, the 2.0 version features a warm, creamy yellow tone that looks delicious and unique in your collection.

  • 📦 Adorable Packaging Art: Comes in high-quality crinkle packaging featuring the signature branding and a heartwarming illustration of a cow and her calf. It’s almost too cute to open!

  • ☁️ Dense & Slow Rising: This brick shape offers a different feeling than round squishies. It feels dense, substantial, and satisfyingly thick when you squeeze it, rising back slowly to its perfect rectangular form.

  • 👃 Soft Creamy Scent: Scented with a light, sweet milk fragrance that enhances the sensory experience.

Perfect For:

  • Squishy Collectors: The "2.0" label makes this a specific collector's item.

  • ASMR Lovers: The combination of the crinkly plastic packaging and the soft foam sounds is perfect for videos.

  • Desk Fidgeting: The brick shape fits perfectly in one hand for discreet stress relief.

Product Specifications:

  • Brand/Series: Milk Brick 2.0

  • Color: Creamy Yellow

  • Texture: Soft, smooth, and dense

  • Packaging: Resealable clear bag with printed cow artwork

  • Size: []

⚠️ Safety Warning:

  • Inedible: This is a toy, not food. Do not eat.

  • Choking Hazard: Small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.

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Frequently asked questions

What is your return policy?

We accept returns within 30 days of delivery for defective items, transit damage (report within 72 hours with photos), or wrong items received. We do not accept returns for change of mind. Email support@protoka.com with your order number and photos to initiate a return.

What payment methods do you accept?

We accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover, Diners Club, and Shop Pay. All payments are processed securely through Shopify Payments with 256-bit SSL encryption.

How long does shipping take?

Orders are processed within 0–1 business days (Monday–Saturday). Once shipped, standard delivery takes 2–3 business days. Total estimated delivery time is 2–4 business days from the date of purchase. You will receive a tracking number by email once your order ships.

Is my payment information secure?

Absolutely. Our store is powered by Shopify, which uses 256-bit SSL encryption and is Level 1 PCI DSS certified — the highest level of payment security available. We never store your full card details on our servers.

How do I contact you?

You can reach us by email at support@protoka.com or by phone at +1 (225) 667-4901, Monday–Saturday, 9:00 AM – 6:00 PM ET. We aim to respond to all inquiries within 1–2 business days.

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